Hermione Can't Draw is the fourth song from A Very Potter Sequel. It was written by Darren Criss and performed by Darren Criss as Harry Potter and the company of A Very Potter Musical. It is the third track on the cast album.
Lyrics[]
Harry, spoken:
Hey guys, guys, guys... I got just the thing:
(sung)
Hermione can't draw
Harry and Company:
Hermione can't draw
Hermione cannot draw
She only reads books
And she cannot draw
Even if she's reading
A "How to Draw" book
Harry and Company:
Hermione can't draw
Hermione can't draw
Hermione cannot draw
She only reads books
And she cannot draw
Even if she's reading
A "How to Draw" book
Lupin, spoken, overlapping:
Alright, guys. Alright, alright, I screwed up; Slytherin's got the field. What the hell is this? Stop dan- stop dancing like this! Guys, stop! This song isn't even that funny.
Ron, spoken:
Oh, yeah? Let's hear you sing a song right now in front of everyone!
Lupin:
I don't have to sing for you.
Harry, sung:
Lupin can't sing
Harry and Company:
Lupin can't sing
Lupin cannot sing
He only reads books
And he cannot sing
Even if he's reading
A "How to Sing" book
Lupin, spoken, overlapping:
Yes, I can.
Yes, I can sing.
Yes, I can sing.
(sung)
I'm Remus freakin'...
(spoken)
Alright, alright, guys!
Guys! Guys! Hey, guys!
Hey, remember how Hermione can't draw?
Harry and Company:
Hermione can't draw
Hermione can't draw
Hermione cannot draw
She only reads books
And she cannot draw
Even if she's reading
A "How to Draw" book
Hermione can't draw
Hermione can't draw
Hermione cannot draw
She only reads books
And she cannot draw
Even if she's reading
A "How to Draw" book
Hermione can't draw
Hermione can't draw
Hermione cannot draw...
Snape, spoken:
Granger, don't you have somewhere else to be?